It is with great and humble thanks to the Blessed Virgin Mary, Mother of God, that I'm able to write anything this week, having been utterly confounded, up till now, by the "moral values" issue that's possessed our country since the reappointment of George W. Bush to the presidency on November 2.
"Moral values," you see, are the thing -- things? -- that apparently carried Bush to victory over John Kerry, by 1 to 3 percent of the popular vote, depending on which of the "Gosh, we don't really know!" polls you may consult.... Read more
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