Is there anything more pathetic than a guy showing up with a heart-shaped box of chocolates and a fistful of flowers on Valentine’s Day? Sure, it’s better than nothing at all, but it’s got train wreck written all over it. Sadly, the generic, no-thought V-Day gift is instinctive for guys. In fact, recent archeological studies have uncovered cave drawings featuring the FTD florist. Of course, men pulled hair for sex back then, so it’s easy to see how the male requirements for a happy Valentine’s Day evolved.... Read more