News from the old country is not good!
But Vermont is great! Farmer John needs more lambs I can't swing a dead cat without hitting a ewe in heat!
Exhausted gotta run.
Some of the flock got into some fermented apples last night and made complete fools of themselves!
We laughed and laughed but to see the look of shock on Farmer John's face youd have thought the world was coming to an end!
People that live in glass houses!
Farmer John came by the pasture today and inspected every single foot and mouth. Stupid man! He'll never impregnate an ewe that way! Besides, who knows where those hands have been!
Uh-oh, hes looking my way gotta go!
Men in white suits came to the farm today. Farmer John is so mad!! Sometimes I think its a disease with him. Can't find a dead cat anywhere hoping for something special for dinner. So sick of those meat pellets!
I smell Moo Shoo gotta run.
Bad news. Farmer John is furious again Europe this and Europe that its really getting old. Good news two cows died today, so I gotta cut this short first come, first serve.
Hoping for sautéed brains!
More men in white coats today. The whole flock got a red dot on their foreheads am a little upset because mines not centered oh, well, life can be cruel.
But really! Red dots I feel so Exotic!
Overheard Farmer John say well be taking a trip to Iowa!! Staying in some fancy place called Holiday Inn I love holidays!
Farmer John says, "couple days R&R, free room service, that's the way to do it."
I love that crazy farmer!
Just a quick note. Checked out of Holiday Inn what a Jacuzzi! Headed for large barn (new home?). Smell of burnt hair and spare ribs. Guess theyll singe off our wool and treat us to lunch mmm, Barbecue!