I just looked up "food" on Wikipedia
. By its very nature, I've always found the necessity eating and digesting very funny and seeing it boiled down to these very basic terms made me smile.
Later in the entry, it gets even sillier, like a list of "popular types of ethnic foods" in the "Cuisine Preparation" section, not to be confused with the "Cooking" section. The whole thing is extremely convoluted an obvious case of, well, too many cooks. All in all, a fun read. Recommended.