Seven Days: Vermont's Independent Voice

Swept Away

Stephen Colbert didn’t exactly sweep anyone off their feet at tryouts for the U.S. Olympic curling team — part of his failed crusade to make any U.S. team, aired on “The Colbert Report” earlier this year. But local curlers are petitioning for him to hit the ice at the first annual Curling Challenge this Saturday. Regardless of whether he shows up, the rink will still be bustling. Starting at 9 a.m., Green Mountain Curling Club volunteers provide brushing instruction to 32 mostly novice teams. Many draws later, top teams engage in a public “play-down” at 6 p.m., followed by awards for everything from best team name to best attire (Norwegian-inspired argyle slacks, anyone?). With proceeds benefiting HowardCenter programs, cheer ’em on from the stands.