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Fun With Priapism

Warning: Bonerama is not intended for people with high blood pressure or who take nitrates for chest pain, as prolonged exposure may cause restless leg syndrome and/or uncontrollable dancing. Taking Bonerama with alpha blockers or other drugs, especially alcohol, could cause lightheadedness or lead to spontaneous gyrations, also known as “shakin’ that ass.” Bonerama is fully intended for recreational use. However, should you experience Bonerama lasting for more than four hours, seek medical attention immediately. Or, just swing by Club Metronome every Thursday in October while the band is in residence.